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51 Days
A group of blondes walked into a bar chanting "51 days! 51 days!" They ordered a bottle of champagne and sat at a big table.

Later more blondes came in and they joined in chanting "51 days! 51 days!"

The bartender asked: "Why are you chanting 51 days?"

They said, "Well, the ten of us put this puzzle together and the box says 2-4 years, but we managed to do it in 51 days!"
 
 
 

The Blonde and the Car Dent

A blonde was in a car accident and got a dent in the side of her car. She took it to a shop and asked how to fix it.

The mechanic realized she was blonde and decided to have some fun with her, so he said, "If you blow on the tailpipe, the dent will pop right out."

The blonde went home and started blowing on the tailpipe, but no matter how hard she blew, the dent would not pop out.

Her roommate, who was also blonde, came home and asked her what she was doing. The first blonde told her friend what the mechanic said, and that it wasn`t working. Her roommate replied, "Duhh, first you have to roll up the windows."
 
 

A Blonde Goes On A Job Interview

(DON'T PLAY THE AUDIO FILE UNTIL YOU READ THE STORY)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview.

The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her a last question: "How many D's are there in "INDIANA JONES""? The brunette thinks for a second and responds "One". The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.

The redhead is the next one, and the process goes about the same, and at the end: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES"? She immediately says "One".

The interviewer says "ok, we'll let you know".

Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions, and finally gets asked "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES"? She gets a very serious look on her face and starts counting her fingers, muttering: "2, 4, 6 .... hmmm - wait... 2, 4, 6 .... can I borrow your calculator please?" After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer: "Thirty two" The interviewer is stunned and asks her: "Ok, now tell me, how the hell did you arrive at this answer?"

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